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misery_machine's Journal

Name:
Organ Grinder
Birthdate:
22 August
External Services:
  • misery_machine@livejournal.com
It was a cold winter day circa December 1982. My father came home from a hard days work and wanted some fuckin poontang. He bought a cheap bottle of wine and got my mother all liquored up. The two of them proceeded to go into their bedroom and put on some REO Speedwagon. They were so captivated by the romance in the air that they forgot to reach into the drawer of the nightstand and get a condom out.......about nine months later on August 22 1983, a day which will live in infamy, i exited my dark home of nine months to discover a place far darker than any womb known to man.
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